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Possibly The World's Smallest Titanium Bottle Opener...
"Who Else Wants The Titanium Bottle
Opener
I Swore Under Oath I Wouldn't Make?
(Hand-Finished
And Strictly Limited!)"
From: Magnus Macdonald, CogentIndustries.com
Dear Friend,
If you’re looking for the world’s smallest bottle opener, then you’re on the right page.
Truthfully…
I really don’t know if this is the world’s smallest bottle opener. But, to be honest, I don’t care because...
...it’s ridiculously small… made of 7mm (around 1/4") thick titanium… and, well, it’s gonna turn heads.
But I must confess to you:
I didn’t plan on making any of these bottle openers. I was just messing around in the workshop and seeing how small I could make a bottle opener (while still making sure it’s practical to use!) purely for my own amusement.
I thought the result was kinda cool. Posted a photo of it on my blog. And, since then, I’ve had non-stop emails and comments asking me to make what I call the “MiniMe”:
After receiving one too many emails about making this...
Enough Is Enough!
I’ve given in and decided to make some.
But, the problem is, it involves a bunch of hand-finishing. So, basically, I’m just going to start making them and stop when I don’t want to hand-finish any more (or when I run out of 7mm titanium sheet).
The funny thing is...
There's not a huge amount I can tell you about the MiniMe.
Obviously it's insanely small. And it's so light you can barely notice it (I've had the one I made for me on my keychain for weeks now). And it works damn well.
Oh, and one more thing:
To use the MiniMe you need to attach it to your keychain. Your keychain acts as a "handle" or "lever" while the MiniMe does the job of popping the cap off.
It all comes down to this…
The MiniMe is available right now (because you’re reading this page). But it’s likely to be gone soon and you’ll miss out. I’m serious.
As usual, you’re going to get my 100% Unconditional Lifetime Guarantee. Which means, if you’re not screaming with delight when you receive and first use your MiniMe... then just let me know and I’ll refund you every penny you paid. No questions asked.
Oh, and one more thing… I don’t think it’s actually possible to break the MiniMe. But, if you do manage to break it, then I’ll replace it for free of course!
The MiniMe should be selling for around $50, because it takes a lot of hand-sanding and grinding.
But here’s what I’ll do for you…
I’ve got a small quantity of titanium sheet left to make these (actually, I’m just looking now, and I reckon I can make around 40 to 45 at best and that’s it!).
The material might otherwise get scrapped, because the pieces are quite small.
So, you'll get a clean $10 OFF for that...
...AND I’ll also pay the shipping for you (wherever in the world you are shipping is FREE)
...AND I’ll include a titanium split-ring for FREE
...AND, screw it, I’ll take another $11 OFF because I want to cut, grind, finish and get them out the door fast!
So, yes, grab your MiniMe while it’s still available and it’s $50 ...JUST $29!
If you’re serious about grabbing the MiniMe, then click the link below:
Click Here To Order Your MiniMe For $50 Just $29 Right Now
(...+ FREE Titanium Split-Ring ...+ FREE Shipping)
Once the MiniMe is gone ...it’s gone!
Sincerely,
Magnus Macdonald
P.S. Remember, the MiniMe is made from Grade 5 Titanium, hand-finished and comes with my personal 100% Unconditional Lifetime Guarantee (which means you can return your MiniMe to me for any reason… or even no reason at all!)
P.P.S. One more thing… your MiniMe will be made for you once you place your order (so it will be shipping around 48 hours or so after you place your order)
P.P.P.S. Don’t forget… not only are you getting what is (probably) the world’s smallest bottle opener… you’re getting $21 OFF the price… you’re getting a FREE split-ring… and you’re getting FREE shipping. But you MUST click the link below RIGHT NOW to avoid missing this one-time deal!
Click Here To Order Your MiniMe For $50 Just $29 Right Now
(...+ FREE Titanium Split-Ring ...+ FREE Shipping) |
